"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I've had a enough... Not a whine thread, totally different

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How do I tell an HB2 that I work with that I'm not interested?

I like her and her friends as just that. Friends. She seems to get the wrong idea, I've actually caught her asking advice from a co-worker on how to sarge me. And one of her friends is actually cool and I don't want to alienate her because I rejected their ugly duckling.

I need to do this without being a complete d!ck, this job is so important to me. Although they work in a separate department, and each department and division/team seem to ignore each other.

Help me... Help me please, I promise not to troll anymore.

I wouldn't even let her give me head that's how bad it is.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Just tell her you think she's really hot and everything but you aren't that into barn yard animals.
 
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I'm sure a lot of people have. They probably just do it like men, and don't ask peers how to do it.
 
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So you haven't heard of 'When keeping it real goes wrong'? Or is stupidity blinding you to the fact that good jobs are hard to come by.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just tell her your a cool woman but your not type i can vibe with you
 
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edit: post deleted, didn't realize this was a joke thread
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tell her that she is too nice and someone is gonna be a lucky guy to get her one day. LJBF works just as good. Or you could set up a date and than flake on her hoping that she gets the hint. Tell her that you love her as a little sister and it would be gross to date her. P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
 
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According to your post the priorities are:

1)Keep the job therefore excluse any option that would create drama

2)You wanna still be friend with her and her friends so same at nr.1

The best thing to do would be saying that you're already dating an other girl.
NOT saying that you have a girlfriend because they're gonna investigate and gossip and possible find the truth and consider you a liar,even make fun of you.
Or even disturb any possible future date with other girls from work.

So keep in easy and simple,make a plan that you can change according to the events, to say that you have a girlfriend doesnt allow you to change the plan.


PapiChulo said:
P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
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They are very rare,as much as hb 9-10 are, you probably saw one when you were a kid and watched "the goonies".
Sloth is a perfect example of such creature.
 
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