“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I've been called a fag!

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Went to a bank for an hour. Parked my car behind a Toyota, but so it could get out. Came back an hour later, woman got out and start cursing. I told her nicely that she could get out, just put it in reverse and back out straight. I also told her it's not nice to talk like that and that she'd make a bad mother. I put some documents into my car and went to buy something to eat. When I came back, car backed out and drove away.. On my windshield there was a note that said FAG!!!

Appears that dumb ass ho waited for a long time when she could just drive away. Lol

You think she realized she's retarded and has a bad language?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DJDamage

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I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
 

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DJDamage said:
You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
Or get shot at.
 

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DJDamage said:
I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).

Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Good advice, that's the mature thing to do.
 

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It's Russia, no punching here, and no gun fights, drive bys, or keying the car. It's a civilized country, maximum you can do is use reasoning. Well I once, being from wild west, pushed a car away with my 4x4 - he parked in front of gate and left no phone number. But this bad mouthed Milf could have just gotten out of there without me. Even if I moved my car it wouldn't make difference. The thing that pissed me off was her bad language. These b1tches are bad mouthed, one time a chick was at a tale of traffic and blocking on coming, I pulled next to her and told her to back up and move a bit to the left so others could go, I got an earful.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
 

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Aha! There's our clue. Why did you refer to her as a MILF? You fancied her didn't you (what does "ILF" stand for in MILF? Think about it).
You should've apologised, asked her out to "make it up to her", and had her breaking the bed in half by the end of the day.
I put the whole row down to sexual tension between you, classic case! :)

DJDamage said:
Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
EXACTLY! Listen to this man.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
 

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Huffman said:
What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
I concur, who gives a sh*t? By making a thread about it, you're expressing that you actually care about what she said instead of paying it no mind and getting on with your life like you should have. Don't sweat the small stuff man.
 

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Huffman said:
What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
Plenty for us to analyze. He's got the mind of a child, this further reinforces that.
 

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Nah wasn't possible she was really pissed off and went back to the car asap. I lulz at fag on a piece of paper was interesting.
 

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

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DJDamage said:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
What ever. That's creeper. Real men Captian Kirk Drop kick that hoe in the face or STFU. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
 

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U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
 

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Drdeee said:
U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
Because you waste sosuave's bandwith and braincells making sh!tty ass posts like this one.
 

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so you a good buy who gives a damn about bandwidth and reads sh1tty ass posts like this one:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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