"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I've been called a fag!

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Went to a bank for an hour. Parked my car behind a Toyota, but so it could get out. Came back an hour later, woman got out and start cursing. I told her nicely that she could get out, just put it in reverse and back out straight. I also told her it's not nice to talk like that and that she'd make a bad mother. I put some documents into my car and went to buy something to eat. When I came back, car backed out and drove away.. On my windshield there was a note that said FAG!!!

Appears that dumb ass ho waited for a long time when she could just drive away. Lol

You think she realized she's retarded and has a bad language?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
 

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DJDamage said:
You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
Or get shot at.
 

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DJDamage said:
I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).

Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Good advice, that's the mature thing to do.
 

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It's Russia, no punching here, and no gun fights, drive bys, or keying the car. It's a civilized country, maximum you can do is use reasoning. Well I once, being from wild west, pushed a car away with my 4x4 - he parked in front of gate and left no phone number. But this bad mouthed Milf could have just gotten out of there without me. Even if I moved my car it wouldn't make difference. The thing that pissed me off was her bad language. These b1tches are bad mouthed, one time a chick was at a tale of traffic and blocking on coming, I pulled next to her and told her to back up and move a bit to the left so others could go, I got an earful.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
 

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Aha! There's our clue. Why did you refer to her as a MILF? You fancied her didn't you (what does "ILF" stand for in MILF? Think about it).
You should've apologised, asked her out to "make it up to her", and had her breaking the bed in half by the end of the day.
I put the whole row down to sexual tension between you, classic case! :)

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Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
EXACTLY! Listen to this man.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
 

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Huffman said:
What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
I concur, who gives a sh*t? By making a thread about it, you're expressing that you actually care about what she said instead of paying it no mind and getting on with your life like you should have. Don't sweat the small stuff man.
 

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What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
Plenty for us to analyze. He's got the mind of a child, this further reinforces that.
 

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Nah wasn't possible she was really pissed off and went back to the car asap. I lulz at fag on a piece of paper was interesting.
 

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

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DJDamage said:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
What ever. That's creeper. Real men Captian Kirk Drop kick that hoe in the face or STFU. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
 

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U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
 

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Drdeee said:
U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
Because you waste sosuave's bandwith and braincells making sh!tty ass posts like this one.
 

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so you a good buy who gives a damn about bandwidth and reads sh1tty ass posts like this one:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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