"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I've been called a fag!

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Went to a bank for an hour. Parked my car behind a Toyota, but so it could get out. Came back an hour later, woman got out and start cursing. I told her nicely that she could get out, just put it in reverse and back out straight. I also told her it's not nice to talk like that and that she'd make a bad mother. I put some documents into my car and went to buy something to eat. When I came back, car backed out and drove away.. On my windshield there was a note that said FAG!!!

Appears that dumb ass ho waited for a long time when she could just drive away. Lol

You think she realized she's retarded and has a bad language?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
 

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DJDamage said:
You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).
Or get shot at.
 

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DJDamage said:
I don't get why the woman was cursing (she had to have a good reason no?), did you block her car from leaving somehow?! (were you even allowed to park there?)

You are lucky you got away with just a curse word on a piece of paper. Next time someone curses at you due to a parking lot dispute and you have to leave, it will be better and wiser for you to move your vehicle elsewhere because they can do alot worse then just leave a note (key your car or smash your windows).

Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Good advice, that's the mature thing to do.
 

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It's Russia, no punching here, and no gun fights, drive bys, or keying the car. It's a civilized country, maximum you can do is use reasoning. Well I once, being from wild west, pushed a car away with my 4x4 - he parked in front of gate and left no phone number. But this bad mouthed Milf could have just gotten out of there without me. Even if I moved my car it wouldn't make difference. The thing that pissed me off was her bad language. These b1tches are bad mouthed, one time a chick was at a tale of traffic and blocking on coming, I pulled next to her and told her to back up and move a bit to the left so others could go, I got an earful.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Now this sounds like a fag. fuk being scared, tell that bytch to fvck off, take a pic of her tag, tell her your bros are cops and if she fycks with your shyt shes gonna catch a beating. :kick: :trouble: :rockon: :yes: :woo:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
 

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Drdeee said:
Aha! There's our clue. Why did you refer to her as a MILF? You fancied her didn't you (what does "ILF" stand for in MILF? Think about it).
You should've apologised, asked her out to "make it up to her", and had her breaking the bed in half by the end of the day.
I put the whole row down to sexual tension between you, classic case! :)

DJDamage said:
Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
EXACTLY! Listen to this man.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
 

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Huffman said:
What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
I concur, who gives a sh*t? By making a thread about it, you're expressing that you actually care about what she said instead of paying it no mind and getting on with your life like you should have. Don't sweat the small stuff man.
 

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Huffman said:
What the hell is this thread about? You got cursed at by some unfriendly person and didn't give a sh1t. What's there to analyze? :confused:
Plenty for us to analyze. He's got the mind of a child, this further reinforces that.
 

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Nah wasn't possible she was really pissed off and went back to the car asap. I lulz at fag on a piece of paper was interesting.
 

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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What you did with that woman doesn't make you a fag.

Complaining on a message board does though.
 

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DJDamage said:
Now this sounds more like a b1tch on the rag. Unless you bend her over the hood of your car and give it to her like a man then quit talking. :crackup:
What ever. That's creeper. Real men Captian Kirk Drop kick that hoe in the face or STFU. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
 

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U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
 

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Drdeee said:
U giving a fak about me writing a post instead of carrying on with your life makes you afc :)

Can't you guys just put it reverse and back out? Why do you have to write fag on a message board. :whistle: :rockon: :kick:
Because you waste sosuave's bandwith and braincells making sh!tty ass posts like this one.
 

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so you a good buy who gives a damn about bandwidth and reads sh1tty ass posts like this one:up:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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