"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just got back into the game last thursday night. My gf is currently on a semester abroad and felt that hey why not get out there since its her choice to leave. Well it was easier than I remembered it, didn't have to do much but have some fun get a lil drunk and enjoy myself with the boys until it was nearing the 4th quater as I like to put it and decided I must get to work (if you can call it work). The cute blond next to me I sparked a convo with and hit it off without a problem got her number and whatnot and called her up, we have a little date this wed's night. No trouble right? Well I have just one in my drunken state I slipped up and made myself a two years older than I really am thinking of making it a one nighter. Well how do I tackle this problem.... Tell her the truth or just, say nothing of it until she asks me. Biggest problem here is I have a babyface for a 20y/o cant even buy lotto tickets without getting carded. Btw shes 22 any suggestions or criticism much appreciated.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you're gonna lie, lie BIG. If you think you might want to take this further at some point tell her you lied about your age your actually 6. If she presses you for your age again say you lied again. You're 65 but at least you retired rich. Keep pushing till it actually matters at a point way in the future. Then it won't be about lying. Distract. Half the girls I've ever flirted with taught me this.
 

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Yeah sounds good, only tripup for me is that since im not 21 I can't even enter a bar (well some) without this becoming a issue without it being presented, I guess im just going to have to shy the date away from being anything with age restrictions.

BTW called her 2 days ago setup a date for weds. Any suggestions since its kinda cold up here dinner and then..... movie but I dont like the lack of action for a 1st date any suggestions would be great...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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