Murk
Master Don Juan
Because he's an ugly incel who doesn't get laid, duhWhys he gonna shoot up a school?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Because he's an ugly incel who doesn't get laid, duhWhys he gonna shoot up a school?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Well he better do something about that.Because he's an ugly incel who doesn't get laid, duh
He's gonna shoot up a school!Well he better do something about that.
Go fat! Go ugly! Pay if you have to. Incel is a very unstable conditionHe's gonna shoot up a school!
@Atom Smasher why not ban this loser? He lies ans contributes nothing. Log his ip too because he'll be back.Which school are you going to shoot up first? Your middle school or your high school?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why not stop smoking crack and get a job you loser?@Atom Smasher why not ban this loser? He lies ans contributes nothing. Log his ip too because he'll be back.
Awe that's cute you think i give a fvck about your opinion. You troll.Why not stop smoking crack and get a job you loser?
LOL, butthurt by the truth. Go smoke some more crack you crackhead. Speaking of f@ggotry, how many d1cks do you suck a day to keep up your habit?Awe that's cute you think i give a fvck about your opinion. You troll.