Murk
Master Don Juan
Because he's an ugly incel who doesn't get laid, duh
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
It's a Trap!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Well he better do something about that.
Murk
Master Don Juan
He's gonna shoot up a school!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Go fat! Go ugly! Pay if you have to. Incel is a very unstable condition
Soflobro#3
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@Atom Smasher why not ban this loser? He lies ans contributes nothing. Log his ip too because he'll be back.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Why not stop smoking crack and get a job you loser?
Soflobro#3
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Awe that's cute you think i give a fvck about your opinion. You troll.
LOL, butthurt by the truth. Go smoke some more crack you crackhead. Speaking of f@ggotry, how many d1cks do you suck a day to keep up your habit?
Atom Smasher
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