MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Is this the ultimate dating website for betas?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
logicallefty
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I can see how this will go down. The women inmates will make some cash from desperate AFCs and the men inmates will get some tail when they get out.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
Put me in a Cell with these two lol yeeaaa...
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/britt-01909814.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-17744026.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/britt-01909814.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-17744026.html
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
lol @ the hamster strength in this one. Good news, shes out this year, just in time for you to take care of her!
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tabitha-1093382.html
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tabitha-1093382.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Stagger Lee
Master Don Juan
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You have to really fvck up and commit a serious felony to end up incarcerated as woman. Most likely these women were rolling with criminal dudes.
The funny thing is these women look better than the average girl on POF lol.
What's the point of it? As soon as the female gets released she going to be free to be back on the dating market with c0ck being thrown her way constantly and she'll be back to running with thugs.
The funny thing is these women look better than the average girl on POF lol.
What's the point of it? As soon as the female gets released she going to be free to be back on the dating market with c0ck being thrown her way constantly and she'll be back to running with thugs.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LoLdasein said:"Sorry, you do not meet either of these members' requirements for height, income, career field, desire for immediate commitment, body type, travel experience..."
No doubt. Just in case anyone who is young or less experienced here was -ever- thinking about giving -any- contact information or -any- other personal information to -anyone- in prison, DON'T.Stagger Lee said:
These people sit around all day figuring out how to run game, their gaming buddies are just a phone call away, and their game is quite different that what we call "game" here, a game you don't ever want to play.
This has been a pubic service announcement...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Some of those bıtches are bangin. Kind of sad tho, to see a 24 year old as a lifer. Damn. Where the fück did their lives go wrong?
PS: I wouldn't trust any of em. lol
PS: I wouldn't trust any of em. lol