"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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is this a sign of a std?

itishe

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i was with a girl the other night, from the sounds of it shes been around a bit. She made a joke about getting something from her so i stopped and asked her if she was clean. She said yeah and was joking because she has this chronic bladder pain and has been seeing doctors for it.

She said shes going to an urologist soon to get it checked out. Regardless i wore a condom and did not give her oral sex.

She didnt have warts or anything but it worries me as she was in pain this morning in her abdominal region and pain after we had sex.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Julius_Seizeher

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Doesn't sound like an std.

If it's related to her lady business at all, it might be endometriosis (sp?) or one of the other afflictions of the greater reproductive system.
 

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The fact that she's joking about having an STD sounds fishy to me...
 

Poonani Maker

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Never, had a woman "joke" about a STD. They catch em a lot easier than we do and they despise us for it. Just don't see her again.

I've had one joke about her puffy pvssy from an allergic reaction to the condom She was using. She reminded me of our first time last night. I weened her off those condoms. Problem solved. Her doctor couldn't even figure it out. Kept giving her this high-$$ ointment to spread over it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Falcon25

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She has a bladder infection. Which sometimes occurs from penis going from anus to vagina without cleaning. In other words, the man who previously rented her body, went from ass to puss without washing or changing condom. Hope that helps.
 
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