"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is there such a thing as a condom for anal sex?

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OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MatureDJ said:
OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
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Could she have been hinting that she wanted anal sex? There must have been a language barrier issue.
 
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No, I think I understood her properly. If she had wanted anal sex, she would have lowered her pooper scooper on it, instead of spitting in my bathroom sink.
 
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Maybe she wanted you to buy a flavored one or something. I've never used a condom for oral before, so I can't help you, but latex on its own doesn't exactly smell or taste great. If this becomes a pattern in your area, invest in some flavored condoms to go with your regular ones.
 
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who the hell gets blow jobs with a condom on ?!?!?!!??????????????

btw this thread sux
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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