"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Is there such a thing as a condom for anal sex?

MatureDJ

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OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mr.Positive

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MatureDJ said:
OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:

Could she have been hinting that she wanted anal sex? There must have been a language barrier issue.
 

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No, I think I understood her properly. If she had wanted anal sex, she would have lowered her pooper scooper on it, instead of spitting in my bathroom sink.
 

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Maybe she wanted you to buy a flavored one or something. I've never used a condom for oral before, so I can't help you, but latex on its own doesn't exactly smell or taste great. If this becomes a pattern in your area, invest in some flavored condoms to go with your regular ones.
 

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who the hell gets blow jobs with a condom on ?!?!?!!??????????????

btw this thread sux
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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