"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there such a thing as a condom for anal sex?

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OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MatureDJ said:
OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
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Could she have been hinting that she wanted anal sex? There must have been a language barrier issue.
 
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No, I think I understood her properly. If she had wanted anal sex, she would have lowered her pooper scooper on it, instead of spitting in my bathroom sink.
 
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Maybe she wanted you to buy a flavored one or something. I've never used a condom for oral before, so I can't help you, but latex on its own doesn't exactly smell or taste great. If this becomes a pattern in your area, invest in some flavored condoms to go with your regular ones.
 
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who the hell gets blow jobs with a condom on ?!?!?!!??????????????

btw this thread sux
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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