"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there such a thing as a condom for anal sex?

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OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MatureDJ said:
OK, here's what happened. I picked up a chick on a Russian dating website (a free website like BookOfMatches, except that the women are childless and attractive.) (I am in a former USSR republic.) Anyway, I take her back to my place, and I get her to perform fellatio, but she says only with a condom :(. I had bought a few packs earlier (always be prepared!), and when she started to suck, she said that the condom was for anal sex, and that evidently it had a strange taste. :confused:

BTW, I used it normally with her in vaginal sex. :up:
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Could she have been hinting that she wanted anal sex? There must have been a language barrier issue.
 
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No, I think I understood her properly. If she had wanted anal sex, she would have lowered her pooper scooper on it, instead of spitting in my bathroom sink.
 
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Maybe she wanted you to buy a flavored one or something. I've never used a condom for oral before, so I can't help you, but latex on its own doesn't exactly smell or taste great. If this becomes a pattern in your area, invest in some flavored condoms to go with your regular ones.
 
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who the hell gets blow jobs with a condom on ?!?!?!!??????????????

btw this thread sux
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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