habdragon08
Don Juan
Ive been leveling up at the gym.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Is there a cheat code to getting laid?
- Thread starter habdragon08
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
killahpl
Don Juan
Sure there is, you pour honey over your **** and stick it in an anthill. Then you present your **** to a woman of your choosing, and presto.
SeymourCake
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I lol'd.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
what the hell are you talking about??habdragon08 said:
how to definately get laid...
- find some prostitutes (you need to spend $$)
- go to a gay bar and tell them you are a nice young boy who wants a bum pounding?? (you dont need to spend much $$ - maybe a few drinks)
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
starfishandcoffee
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IDDQD.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
read anti dumps machine-as close as you will realistically get.
lorekeeper
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IDSPISPOPD to cut right through their sh!t tests.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Accension
Senior Don Juan
Talk to girls a few years below you.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
You've asked this same question in 2007, you've joined since 2004.
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
DjVita
Don Juan
look at marketing
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
nismo-4
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up up down down left right left right a b start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.