habdragon08
Don Juan
Ive been leveling up at the gym.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is there a cheat code to getting laid?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
killahpl
Don Juan
Sure there is, you pour honey over your **** and stick it in an anthill. Then you present your **** to a woman of your choosing, and presto.
SeymourCake
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I lol'd.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
what the hell are you talking about??habdragon08 said:
how to definately get laid...
- find some prostitutes (you need to spend $$)
- go to a gay bar and tell them you are a nice young boy who wants a bum pounding?? (you dont need to spend much $$ - maybe a few drinks)
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
starfishandcoffee
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IDDQD.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
read anti dumps machine-as close as you will realistically get.
lorekeeper
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IDSPISPOPD to cut right through their sh!t tests.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Accension
Senior Don Juan
Talk to girls a few years below you.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
You've asked this same question in 2007, you've joined since 2004.
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
DjVita
Don Juan
look at marketing
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
nismo-4
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up up down down left right left right a b start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.