habdragon08
Don Juan
Ive been leveling up at the gym.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Is there a cheat code to getting laid?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
killahpl
Don Juan
Sure there is, you pour honey over your **** and stick it in an anthill. Then you present your **** to a woman of your choosing, and presto.
SeymourCake
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I lol'd.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
what the hell are you talking about??habdragon08 said:
how to definately get laid...
- find some prostitutes (you need to spend $$)
- go to a gay bar and tell them you are a nice young boy who wants a bum pounding?? (you dont need to spend much $$ - maybe a few drinks)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
starfishandcoffee
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IDDQD.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
read anti dumps machine-as close as you will realistically get.
lorekeeper
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IDSPISPOPD to cut right through their sh!t tests.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Accension
Senior Don Juan
Talk to girls a few years below you.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
You've asked this same question in 2007, you've joined since 2004.
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
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Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
DjVita
Don Juan
look at marketing
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
nismo-4
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up up down down left right left right a b start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.