habdragon08
Don Juan
Ive been leveling up at the gym.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Is there a cheat code to getting laid?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
killahpl
Don Juan
Sure there is, you pour honey over your **** and stick it in an anthill. Then you present your **** to a woman of your choosing, and presto.
SeymourCake
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I lol'd.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
what the hell are you talking about??habdragon08 said:
how to definately get laid...
- find some prostitutes (you need to spend $$)
- go to a gay bar and tell them you are a nice young boy who wants a bum pounding?? (you dont need to spend much $$ - maybe a few drinks)
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
starfishandcoffee
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IDDQD.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
IDKFA if you want a bigger ****.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
read anti dumps machine-as close as you will realistically get.
lorekeeper
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IDSPISPOPD to cut right through their sh!t tests.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Accension
Senior Don Juan
Talk to girls a few years below you.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
You've asked this same question in 2007, you've joined since 2004.
Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
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Epic Fail.
Habdragon08 v Getting laid
Victory on Getting Laid
No lays for habdragon08
Gamerscore - 0
DjVita
Don Juan
look at marketing
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
if you buy this , youll be happy.
but the truth is
that the cheat code is being a GREAT PERSON
HARD WORK
STRUGGLE
DEDICATION
loving service,
unselfish devotion,
courageous loyalty,
sincere fairness,
enlightened honesty,
undying hope,
confiding trust,
merciful ministry,
unfailing goodness,
forgiving tolerance,
and enduring peace
does that sell?
there is no cheat code in life, no easy way out. people who try to take that path pay for it big time, like when you lie and you are discovered
be sincere, and youll get that @ss
trust me
nismo-4
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up up down down left right left right a b start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
You asked this in '07.
Turn on extra attractiveness, max amount of money, and highest status.
Or use up down left right. You'll hear the chime when you collect a ring. Then hold A and press start.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.