"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is she pissed about being DE-virginized?

WORKEROUTER

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So long story short, I had banged and devirginzed a girl I'd been dating for a while.

She's been holding it off for a while, but I finally got in her.

Anyway, what differences can I expect now from her? She seemed a little different after having sex. She wasn't like really happy or anything, and I'm wondering what she feels not being a virgin anymore?

Any remarks from other fellow DJ's who have taken a girl's virginity before?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I'm Joe Dirt

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How old is she? How long have you been seeing eachother?

Some girls really value their virginity and drama ensues when anything disrupts that. Maybe she is regretting it or having second thoughts about whether or not she should have done it.
 

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Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
Anyway, what differences can I expect now from her? She seemed a little different after having sex. She wasn't like really happy or anything, and I'm wondering what she feels not being a virgin anymore?
You can expect that she has no skills in the bedroom and is a pretty much useless sex toy. Like all young girls she's probably doesn't even know what's going on. Can you tell this girl to do anything and she'll do it? If so, I've been in your position and I can't stand those types of girls.
 

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Yeah, the first time having sex was her was a little sh*tty. First of all it took forever to get my d*ck inside her.


Once inside though, I propped her legs on my shoulders and went to town though.

She obviously isn't the greatest in bed, but she has a good body and is willing to bang. Plus, I don't mind helping her out.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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