"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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is it safe to have a condom on when hard, go limp, keep the condom on, get hard again, and then have sex?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Just put a new one on your cheap ass :p

Would I do it? No, that's just kinda weird. I'd imagine there might be some health issues with it. Also, ewww, blowing your load twice in one. No thanks
 

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After I blow my load, I just rewash my condom for another use. Usually when there's a tear in the condom, I fix it by putting duct tape on it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TedJustAdmitIt

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He isn't ejaculating into the rubber then using it again.....he's asking if it's ok to get hard,become flaccid,THEN have sex.

Yes.

Would still be best to put another on tho.

Hellboy.....details mate,details...is there a link you can post?

EDIT:Nevermind...you talking bout the family planning clinic right?
 

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Originally posted by Ted,JustAdmitIt
EDIT:Nevermind...you talking bout the family planning clinic right?
Yep! Or STD clinics. And there are other places too. Most towns/cities have non-profit organisations where you can pick this sort of thing up.
 

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Depends

You two are in Europe. Most of the United States is very sexually repressed compared to Europe, Canada, Argentina and other countries I've visited. It is a little less true in big cities, especially in "Blue" states. Of course, there are some very religious small communities in Europe, too.
There are many US communities where you won't even see condoms on display. You have to ask for them because the community is outraged by seeing condoms in the open. Pretty funny after a week on Netherland's half-topless sanddunes :)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Maybnoob

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If you want free condoms just go to a family planning centre/ gp/ school office etc. Im my uni they constantly handing out free rubbers and its durex to, not the cheap stuff.
 

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Dude...they put directions on the condoms for a reason. Read them.

The tension of the condom against your wang is what keeps the seal. If you go limp-**** while in one, cvm can leak out around the edges.

Dude, they're like $3 for a three-pack around here...they're in the grocery store a foot away from the toothbrushes. And they even have self-checkouts if you're embarassed to hand them to the cute girl working the register.

Is there anywhere, aside from those dispensers in sleazy bathrooms, where you even CAN buy condoms one-at-a-time any more?? :confused:
 

DrMetallica

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Actually at my university they sell 1 condom for .94 cents I believe in a pastic-case cardboard-backed. It's pretty sleezy 'cause it doesn't have a brandname.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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