TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
I just read that 
and I drink a lot of water
and I drink a lot of water 
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
IS IT TRUE can water lower testosterone
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
fragmentor
Senior Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
funniest damn thing i ever heard. damn, so all the world's top athlete's are real damn low on testosterone, hmmmm...i wonder why powerlifters, olympic lifters and even body builders still are packing on so much muscle.
THINK man, THINK
funniest damn thing i ever heard. damn, so all the world's top athlete's are real damn low on testosterone, hmmmm...i wonder why powerlifters, olympic lifters and even body builders still are packing on so much muscle.
THINK man, THINK
your a class A american idiot for thinking of something like that. consider that our body is 70-90% water(cant remeber the exact numbers) u think that drinkin too much water is gonna lower testosterone? thats like saying too much gas in my can will make it really slow. THINK man, THINK
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
The replies to this thread came from idiots. It IS true that water can lower testosterone..But not the way that you guys think. Since the 1960's in the US, with the arrival of all kinds of various contraceptives, women have been taking stuff like "the pill." When they urinate this crap out, estrogen begins to enter water supplies. Such estrogen is not filtered out or gotten rid of in the water, and thus water has a higher level of estrogen than it should be.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Kwah
Master Don Juan
Maybe you arent, I drink distilled well water 40 miles from any city. Though I ahve been noticing more emotionalism since I moved to the city, maybe I should get that distiller back.
NAAAAAA, you think?
don't waste my time, even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads (well more before that) were.
the way TorturedSould said it someone would think your testosterone levels plumet down.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
jakethasnake
Master Don Juan
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Originally posted by Viroid
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Viroid
This looks promisingOriginally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.