TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
I just read that
and I drink a lot of water

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Originally posted by Viroid
Yeah, just drink beer.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Go learn about "environmental estrogens"Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
oh my motherf vcking ....
fvck this is a stupid as$ thread, why am i wasting my time even looking at this sh!t, i could be learning new sh!t
holy hell
Sorry bud, look at the studies. Its a fact that sperm counts are lower with each passing generation. And it isnt just because of the water.Originally posted by Kwah
Maybe you arent, I drink distilled well water 40 miles from any city.
NAAAAAA, you think?Originally posted by Viroid
It turns out, we are not half the men our grandads were.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Originally posted by Viroid
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Originally posted by Viroid
This looks promisingOriginally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.