TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
I just read that 
and I drink a lot of water
and I drink a lot of water 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
IS IT TRUE can water lower testosterone
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
fragmentor
Senior Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
funniest damn thing i ever heard. damn, so all the world's top athlete's are real damn low on testosterone, hmmmm...i wonder why powerlifters, olympic lifters and even body builders still are packing on so much muscle.
THINK man, THINK
funniest damn thing i ever heard. damn, so all the world's top athlete's are real damn low on testosterone, hmmmm...i wonder why powerlifters, olympic lifters and even body builders still are packing on so much muscle.
THINK man, THINK
your a class A american idiot for thinking of something like that. consider that our body is 70-90% water(cant remeber the exact numbers) u think that drinkin too much water is gonna lower testosterone? thats like saying too much gas in my can will make it really slow. THINK man, THINK
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
The replies to this thread came from idiots. It IS true that water can lower testosterone..But not the way that you guys think. Since the 1960's in the US, with the arrival of all kinds of various contraceptives, women have been taking stuff like "the pill." When they urinate this crap out, estrogen begins to enter water supplies. Such estrogen is not filtered out or gotten rid of in the water, and thus water has a higher level of estrogen than it should be.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Kwah
Master Don Juan
Maybe you arent, I drink distilled well water 40 miles from any city. Though I ahve been noticing more emotionalism since I moved to the city, maybe I should get that distiller back.
NAAAAAA, you think?
don't waste my time, even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads (well more before that) were.
the way TorturedSould said it someone would think your testosterone levels plumet down.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
jakethasnake
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Originally posted by Viroid
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Soshyopathe
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Viroid
This looks promisingOriginally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.