TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
I just read that
and I drink a lot of water

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Originally posted by Viroid
Yeah, just drink beer.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Go learn about "environmental estrogens"Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
oh my motherf vcking ....
fvck this is a stupid as$ thread, why am i wasting my time even looking at this sh!t, i could be learning new sh!t
holy hell
Sorry bud, look at the studies. Its a fact that sperm counts are lower with each passing generation. And it isnt just because of the water.Originally posted by Kwah
Maybe you arent, I drink distilled well water 40 miles from any city.
NAAAAAA, you think?Originally posted by Viroid
It turns out, we are not half the men our grandads were.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Originally posted by Viroid
Originally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.
Originally posted by Viroid
This looks promisingOriginally posted by Drug_L0rd
NAAAAAA, you think?![]()
Dont roll your eyes at me, son.
don't waste my time,
Youre wasting your own time by replying to this, Einstein.
even if it weren't for all this environmental estrogen we still woudln't be half the men our grandads were.
Why is that?
And dude, dont get all pissed at me because you have a small penis.