"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Is it okay to discuss politics while having sex?

The Pedantical

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Whaddaya think? :box:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Serialized3

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I think you should probably be focusing on other things during sex.

No chick wants to hear your opinion about the Monroe Doctrine while you're tagging her.
 

mpimpin

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Maxtro said:
Even better start talking about Roe vs Wade
LMFAO!

I'm gonna have to agree in certain instances. But generally its prob a bad idea. I had a girl at one point that politics got things really heated up for us with great benefits later on, but also had times where things got too out of control.

I'm a political science major and I can see something like that happening with another poly sci major.
 

Dilberto

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Dude....she will dry up down there, like a dusty, cobweb-filled abandoned house. Don't even go there. Keep it to yourself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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it is only ok, if she has fallen asleep already.
then it really doesn't matter what you say, since she is to blame for falling asleep.
 
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