HalfAddict
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So Backbreaker shares some things, and Karma comes here and makes fun... reeeeaaaaal nice, clearly you need to go back to the high school forum Karma.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
is a sister n law fair game?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
HalfAddict said:
I think backbreaker takes this place a little too seriously.. lol feelings hurt? Quit posting? How about stop talking like a b!tch. He's probably going to hyphenate his name when he gets married and take his womans name.
penkitten
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penkitten's views on this thread:
1. do not fvck your sister.
2. do not fvck your sister in law.
3. do not fvck your future sister in law.
4. it's ok to fvck your sister in law's sister if you want.
5. it's ok to fvck your brother in law's sister if you want.
someone pass the popcorn.
1. do not fvck your sister.
2. do not fvck your sister in law.
3. do not fvck your future sister in law.
4. it's ok to fvck your sister in law's sister if you want.
5. it's ok to fvck your brother in law's sister if you want.
someone pass the popcorn.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
how do you remove a cousin?st_99 said:on a similar note, my first cousin once removed is slammin hot. With
some alcohol involved I honestly could not guarantee i could hold myself
back. :yes::nono:
and are you from tennessee? if your answer is yes, i believe it is legal for you to marry your own cousin there.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bible_Belt
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Enough to create fake user names to support his arguments? You're KarmaSutra, aren't you?Sue Madre said:
Bible_Belt
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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1803464&postcount=47
How did you know who reports posts? Only moderators get that annoying email. I know from being a mod at the old nlg site. One of the moderators must be forwarding that email to you?
How did you know who reports posts? Only moderators get that annoying email. I know from being a mod at the old nlg site. One of the moderators must be forwarding that email to you?
KarmaSutra
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There's only enough room in this place for one of me.Bible_Belt said:
BackBreaker is more and more coming off as a bit weird. I like the guy and usually his posts are somewhat concise and have a point.
This isn't one of them.
Thumper, if you want to pick a scab, I'd find someone a bit less dependent on little bullsh!t green dots.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bible_Belt
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You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
KarmaSutra
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Nah.Bible_Belt said:You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
You complain too much to be cool.
It would help make you less of a cvnt though.
SamTheHobit
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you can be a as$h0le, but your posts crack me up!KarmaSutra said:
scrouds
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The effect is even better in person. Speaking of which, we need to get some cigars sometime.
Bible_Belt said:You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
Did he hurt your feelings too? Why don't you cry about it and say you will never post again.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Epiphany: Why don't we gather up a whole bunch of men in a single forum, and choose a forum subject that deals very much with manly ways of being a man and doing manly things to women.
Manly Men [citation needed] then have lots of arguments on this forum.
Who could have seen this coming?
And no, I won't reply to any of your replies (if any) to this.
Manly Men [citation needed] then have lots of arguments on this forum.
Who could have seen this coming?
And no, I won't reply to any of your replies (if any) to this.
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Yes we do.scrouds said:
A good whiskey and a smoke would certainly hit the spot.
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A virtual apology is as worthwhile as a boil on BackBreaker's ass.
Bible_Belt
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.