HalfAddict
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So Backbreaker shares some things, and Karma comes here and makes fun... reeeeaaaaal nice, clearly you need to go back to the high school forum Karma.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
is a sister n law fair game?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HalfAddict said:
I think backbreaker takes this place a little too seriously.. lol feelings hurt? Quit posting? How about stop talking like a b!tch. He's probably going to hyphenate his name when he gets married and take his womans name.
penkitten
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penkitten's views on this thread:
1. do not fvck your sister.
2. do not fvck your sister in law.
3. do not fvck your future sister in law.
4. it's ok to fvck your sister in law's sister if you want.
5. it's ok to fvck your brother in law's sister if you want.
someone pass the popcorn.
1. do not fvck your sister.
2. do not fvck your sister in law.
3. do not fvck your future sister in law.
4. it's ok to fvck your sister in law's sister if you want.
5. it's ok to fvck your brother in law's sister if you want.
someone pass the popcorn.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
how do you remove a cousin?st_99 said:on a similar note, my first cousin once removed is slammin hot. With
some alcohol involved I honestly could not guarantee i could hold myself
back. :yes::nono:
and are you from tennessee? if your answer is yes, i believe it is legal for you to marry your own cousin there.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
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Enough to create fake user names to support his arguments? You're KarmaSutra, aren't you?Sue Madre said:
Bible_Belt
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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1803464&postcount=47
How did you know who reports posts? Only moderators get that annoying email. I know from being a mod at the old nlg site. One of the moderators must be forwarding that email to you?
How did you know who reports posts? Only moderators get that annoying email. I know from being a mod at the old nlg site. One of the moderators must be forwarding that email to you?
KarmaSutra
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There's only enough room in this place for one of me.Bible_Belt said:
BackBreaker is more and more coming off as a bit weird. I like the guy and usually his posts are somewhat concise and have a point.
This isn't one of them.
Thumper, if you want to pick a scab, I'd find someone a bit less dependent on little bullsh!t green dots.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bible_Belt
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You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
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Nah.Bible_Belt said:You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
You complain too much to be cool.
It would help make you less of a cvnt though.
SamTheHobit
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you can be a as$h0le, but your posts crack me up!KarmaSutra said:
scrouds
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The effect is even better in person. Speaking of which, we need to get some cigars sometime.
Bible_Belt said:You're right. I should turn off the reputation feature in my profile and use that as an excuse to be a complete d!ck to everybody, driving off the few valuable members that this site has left. That would make me cool
Did he hurt your feelings too? Why don't you cry about it and say you will never post again.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Epiphany: Why don't we gather up a whole bunch of men in a single forum, and choose a forum subject that deals very much with manly ways of being a man and doing manly things to women.
Manly Men [citation needed] then have lots of arguments on this forum.
Who could have seen this coming?
And no, I won't reply to any of your replies (if any) to this.
Manly Men [citation needed] then have lots of arguments on this forum.
Who could have seen this coming?
And no, I won't reply to any of your replies (if any) to this.
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Yes we do.scrouds said:
A good whiskey and a smoke would certainly hit the spot.
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A virtual apology is as worthwhile as a boil on BackBreaker's ass.
Bible_Belt
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.