"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Invisible Women

JonnyBGood

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My first post: A few days ago I was on the phone with my girl "friend" and a girl from school who is about a HB8 who I had never met was over at my friend's house. My friend had to use the restroom or something and she put the HB8 on the phone and I was kind of at a loss for what to say. Do you guys have anything to say for this situation? What do you say when you cant see the girl you're talking to? PS if you have anything for instant messages and text messages I want to know that too
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Tongs

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Talk as if she was right in front of you.

It isn't that hard.
 

JonnyBGood

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Well I meant because there isn't any clothing or anything like that to give any stuff to be c&f with or anything
 

GloriouslyInsane

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Could also made fun of your girl "friend" eg ("is she alright i can hear the farts from here!","does it smell as bad as it sounds?","was she backstabbing me again? come one you can tell me,she called me X didn't she?"),making fun of your common friend in a playful manner creates alot of rapport.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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penkitten

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when i read invisible i clicked on this thread. it really isnt about an invisible woman at all, its really about a women you never met before on the phone.

just be as witty as ever because you never know if you will get to meet her or not. the wittier you are, the better the chances.
 

GaryUranga

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make fun of the situation she's in "are you havign an orgy or something?" ok that might not be the best thing to say.. but something that makes fun of them being together seems like a good idea to me
 
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