"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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amoka

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Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
 

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I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
As long as your targeted demographic can routinely make that payment, it sure seems like you have much more chances of hitting there. But there again, rent 1 mansion and you can make up a lot of the difference, with many less moving parts.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
This is about improving life. It's a video about how to make money off of people.

Plus think about it, its really a way to make money of the government, not really the people. So if you have the money to do this, it would really even out the high taxes you pay to support these people. It would almost be like getting your tax money back.
 

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speed dawg said:
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
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"We" - Mocha has a frog in his pocket.

Heh.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
 

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
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How,would you know GayJay/FatalGay? Or are your psychic powers on display here?

As for 'bickering with baiters', your typing just that - bait.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
If this was bait, hypothetically speaking (which it is not) you certainly bite quick.

What does that say about you?
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
lol, this was funny.
 

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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
 

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Fatal Jay said:
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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
Actually, amoka's response was to me, Gaytal Faye.

So, to you, this passes for humor? Or, a burn?

amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
I guess that bolded part almost could be construed into an intelligent dig. Rather, it seems to me a few black liberals are just sticking together no matter the logic. Is this March on SoSuave Day or something?

What did you think about those 'crew-cuts' taking out the Kentucky 'brothas' the other day Gaytal? I bet that really chapped your hide. They didn't even need to cheat like Calipari/World Wide Wes and that Chicago Little League team.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.

That's a very interesting idea. I'm going to look into it tonight. Thanks.

There aren't many trailer parks in or around Philly but I know of a few.
 

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Lol @ speeddawg.

He's trying to critique someone else's insult, as if his own shtick of rhyming someone's name with gay is very intelligent huh? Grade schoolers think up better insults nowadays rather than use dull-witted name insults.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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