"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
 

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I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
As long as your targeted demographic can routinely make that payment, it sure seems like you have much more chances of hitting there. But there again, rent 1 mansion and you can make up a lot of the difference, with many less moving parts.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
This is about improving life. It's a video about how to make money off of people.

Plus think about it, its really a way to make money of the government, not really the people. So if you have the money to do this, it would really even out the high taxes you pay to support these people. It would almost be like getting your tax money back.
 

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speed dawg said:
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
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"We" - Mocha has a frog in his pocket.

Heh.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
 

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
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How,would you know GayJay/FatalGay? Or are your psychic powers on display here?

As for 'bickering with baiters', your typing just that - bait.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
If this was bait, hypothetically speaking (which it is not) you certainly bite quick.

What does that say about you?
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
lol, this was funny.
 

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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
 

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Fatal Jay said:
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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
Actually, amoka's response was to me, Gaytal Faye.

So, to you, this passes for humor? Or, a burn?

amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
I guess that bolded part almost could be construed into an intelligent dig. Rather, it seems to me a few black liberals are just sticking together no matter the logic. Is this March on SoSuave Day or something?

What did you think about those 'crew-cuts' taking out the Kentucky 'brothas' the other day Gaytal? I bet that really chapped your hide. They didn't even need to cheat like Calipari/World Wide Wes and that Chicago Little League team.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.

That's a very interesting idea. I'm going to look into it tonight. Thanks.

There aren't many trailer parks in or around Philly but I know of a few.
 

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Lol @ speeddawg.

He's trying to critique someone else's insult, as if his own shtick of rhyming someone's name with gay is very intelligent huh? Grade schoolers think up better insults nowadays rather than use dull-witted name insults.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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