"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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amoka

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Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
 

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I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.
As long as your targeted demographic can routinely make that payment, it sure seems like you have much more chances of hitting there. But there again, rent 1 mansion and you can make up a lot of the difference, with many less moving parts.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
This is about improving life. It's a video about how to make money off of people.

Plus think about it, its really a way to make money of the government, not really the people. So if you have the money to do this, it would really even out the high taxes you pay to support these people. It would almost be like getting your tax money back.
 

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speed dawg said:
Shut up, this is the Anything Else forum.
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
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"We" - Mocha has a frog in his pocket.

Heh.
 

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amoka said:
Dude, are you never tired of posting sh!ts like this on a forum meant for picking up ladies and improving our lives?
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
 

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
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How,would you know GayJay/FatalGay? Or are your psychic powers on display here?

As for 'bickering with baiters', your typing just that - bait.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jaylan said:
Perpetual losers like certain trolls on sosuave cant improve their lives. So all they do is create bait threads. Its why when you challenge guys like OP to discuss their lives or talk about how they plan to improve themselves, they have nothing to say.

Dont waste any more posts in this thread bickering with baiters.
If this was bait, hypothetically speaking (which it is not) you certainly bite quick.

What does that say about you?
 

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amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
lol, this was funny.
 

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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
 

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Fatal Jay said:
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Your smut monkey face a$$ got burned, I still laugh every time I see his response to you.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
Actually, amoka's response was to me, Gaytal Faye.

So, to you, this passes for humor? Or, a burn?

amoka said:
You forgot to take your med today, I see. Being anything else forum doesn't mean you should be posting the prescription information of your mental retardation on here. Nor do we want to hear how you love your grandma because she allows you to stay in her basement.
I guess that bolded part almost could be construed into an intelligent dig. Rather, it seems to me a few black liberals are just sticking together no matter the logic. Is this March on SoSuave Day or something?

What did you think about those 'crew-cuts' taking out the Kentucky 'brothas' the other day Gaytal? I bet that really chapped your hide. They didn't even need to cheat like Calipari/World Wide Wes and that Chicago Little League team.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd much rather own a trailer park than a mansion.

A lot of my family owns rental trailers. For $10,000 you can buy something that rents for $500 a month. I don't know of any legal investment that gives a return like that. I know it doesn't compound, but a 60% annual return on your money still isn't bad.

That's a very interesting idea. I'm going to look into it tonight. Thanks.

There aren't many trailer parks in or around Philly but I know of a few.
 

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Lol @ speeddawg.

He's trying to critique someone else's insult, as if his own shtick of rhyming someone's name with gay is very intelligent huh? Grade schoolers think up better insults nowadays rather than use dull-witted name insults.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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