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A chick that I know was briefly married to a guy that I used to be acquaintances with turned "lesbian" a couple of years after their divorce. Her girlfriend is a solid 8 blonde and she is a solid 8/9. This chick started fb messaging me and asking if I used to be married to so and so and we struck up a conversation. She has pics of her playing pool on fb and we talked about playing pool a little.
She tells me that she now is into women, has a gf of several years and she now lives about an hour away from our area. I ask her if she is done with dating men and she quickly says no but she hasnt been with a guy since she got with this chick.
The conversation quickly turns sexual, asks if I am single and then tells me that she is interested in hanging out sometime. She goes on to tell me that if she just hooked up with a guy it would be to procreate since she hasnt been with a guy in several years (she is 28). I go on to tell her that I might be able to be the trial run as practice only.
Her response was this: Lets play pool. If you win, you can do whatever you'd like to do to me sexually. No restrictions. My gf is kind lame, you could certainly fill in some of those holes. You can get off anywhere you want except in my vagina bc I am obviously not on birth control with my current situation. If I win, you give me your "donation" in a cup.
Little does she know that I spent my late teen years and early 20's hustling pool rooms as a college athlete for spending money and I also went on to play in quite a few professional 9 ball tours. So its not like she is going to win this bet and she knows that.
I let her know that I am up for hanging out, but I am not interested at all in a non sexual arrangement. And I told her that if and when I decided to plant my seed in her (and no that isnt going to happen so calm down SoSuave readers) it would be after I have spent a considerable amount of time around her.
So this chick is messaging me like crazy last night and is up for it.
This morning I get the good morning text from her. She also tells me that her gf is super pissed at her after she told the gf that she had talked to me and the nature of the conversation. I asked her if the gf has always been lesbian or if she used to like dic also and it ends up this is the gf's first lesbian relationship as well as she has always like dic before. So obviously I begin telling her "Shame on us for not inviting her to the party. See if she wants to join". To which she said she was going to mention to her at dinner this evening. Cant wait to hear how that goes lol.
Some of you guys are out there just trying to get a woman's attention and I am dealing with crazy scenarios like this one lol.
She tells me that she now is into women, has a gf of several years and she now lives about an hour away from our area. I ask her if she is done with dating men and she quickly says no but she hasnt been with a guy since she got with this chick.
The conversation quickly turns sexual, asks if I am single and then tells me that she is interested in hanging out sometime. She goes on to tell me that if she just hooked up with a guy it would be to procreate since she hasnt been with a guy in several years (she is 28). I go on to tell her that I might be able to be the trial run as practice only.
Her response was this: Lets play pool. If you win, you can do whatever you'd like to do to me sexually. No restrictions. My gf is kind lame, you could certainly fill in some of those holes. You can get off anywhere you want except in my vagina bc I am obviously not on birth control with my current situation. If I win, you give me your "donation" in a cup.
Little does she know that I spent my late teen years and early 20's hustling pool rooms as a college athlete for spending money and I also went on to play in quite a few professional 9 ball tours. So its not like she is going to win this bet and she knows that.
I let her know that I am up for hanging out, but I am not interested at all in a non sexual arrangement. And I told her that if and when I decided to plant my seed in her (and no that isnt going to happen so calm down SoSuave readers) it would be after I have spent a considerable amount of time around her.
So this chick is messaging me like crazy last night and is up for it.
This morning I get the good morning text from her. She also tells me that her gf is super pissed at her after she told the gf that she had talked to me and the nature of the conversation. I asked her if the gf has always been lesbian or if she used to like dic also and it ends up this is the gf's first lesbian relationship as well as she has always like dic before. So obviously I begin telling her "Shame on us for not inviting her to the party. See if she wants to join". To which she said she was going to mention to her at dinner this evening. Cant wait to hear how that goes lol.
Some of you guys are out there just trying to get a woman's attention and I am dealing with crazy scenarios like this one lol.