"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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****ing hard question

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Damn! I thought this was a question about ****ing hard. In whcih case I'dve said I was all for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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blinkwatt said:
Who cares,her hanging up the phone was a test by her. I hope you didnt call her back.
The only C + F comeback I can think of is saying "Why one,Id save both of you,Im just that good".
i called her back. i admit im a AFC
 

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After careful thought I would let both bytches drown my mum and her. I would even hold their heads under water. Eeek! Did I type that out loud? :eek:

Yeah, I would save mum first. ;)

K
 

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now she told me. dont come to see me till you save 100k

i just laughed.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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gongxia649 said:
according to my friends. they told me i should have said i will save her first, then she will be happy.
So??

She will be happy and you will have openly disrespected your mother! I don't see how that would be a good trade off. I would have told her i'd save my mother first... she can take that any way she wants to!

gongxia649 said:
now she told me. dont come to see me till you save 100k
HAHAHAHHAHA! That's hilarious ;-)
 
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gongxia649 said:
according to my friends. they told me i should have said i will save her first, then she will be happy.
This is the truth. Even her own mother would agree.

"I would save your mothers little girl, I know she would respect me for saving you."
 

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gongxia649 said:
if gf ask me if your mom and her is drawning in the water, who will you save first.

Why is your gf asking you about my mom?


ok so i know what you really meant.

"yeaaa. i'm not answering that."

Then if she gets mad who cares? What kind of retarded person expects answer to questions like that?
 
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