SpeedRunner
Don Juan
What's a good response when a girl says that? I've heard that maybe 2-3 times in my life. I have no idea why some girls say that... for me, I think its a test. I dont know what to do with that test, so I often say nothing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"I'm ugly"
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Are they actually ugly? 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yo, to all of you with the "I've noticed" replies, what the hell is wrong with you people? First of all, what's either ****y or funny about that reply? I'm adduming that the girls who say that kind of shyt have some sort of self esteem problem, so why make it worse? Plus notice that neg hits and that kind of stuff is intended to throw 8-10 of their pedestals, should they be in one, NOT to make some ugly girl go cry home at night.
A bit more thinking fellas...
A bit more thinking fellas...
its only happend to me once a while ago and there was a positive outcome. this girl i was with said something like "i dont like the way i look. im not pretty." and i acted like was mad as hell and i said something along the lines of "now your insulting me. i only am attracted to the best, and for anyone to say i would focus this much attention on anything less is to call me a fool." she then appologized to me and i said "dont appologize to me, appologize to yourself". girl was on my nutz till i broke up with her from that point on.
I think i actually scared her. and now that i think about it, its had to be confusing for her. because on one hand i was mad at her but on the other hand i was complimenting her.
I think i actually scared her. and now that i think about it, its had to be confusing for her. because on one hand i was mad at her but on the other hand i was complimenting her.
Kerensky
Master Don Juan
This is great stuff. I'm add it to my arsenal Lifeforce benchmaster #2. Better than that C&F BuLLSHAT.
Also, GONZALO is ON THE FOCKING SPOT with his post. Wtf is C&F for? Too boost your little penis? I mean, ego? Calling a chick ugly when she's askin for something else isn't funny. It's not ****y. It's not DJ.
It's fukin stupid.
Now let me share what I would do, and have done with great success 1 time. Now don't ignore this cuz it just happened 1 time, but chicks don't just come up to you and say "i'm ugly" everyday. Ok here's what you do (if the girl isn't ugly and you see her as an 8 or better):
Her: I'm ugly
Me: ::tilts chin up and kisses her:: Now would an ugly girl have gotten that?
Her:
See that is fukin smooth, excuse the bad punctuation, grammar, and spelling but it's late. anyhow, it worked so use it my friends. Don't let c&f get to your head anymore than it has.
edit: oh yea, if she isn't too good looking and says that. don't just ignore her but also don't press it cuz then you're a fukin tampon and you gotta lie and stuff and that'll screw you over in the long run. just be like "don't say that" and go on with what Lifeforce said or change the subject. Nothing insensitive though.