"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My parting message for Gio is...

  • Gio, you're so damn cool!

    Votes: 11 37.9%

  • Gio, you rock like nobody's business.

    Votes: 5 17.2%

  • Actually, I LIKE menstrual blood on my face...

    Votes: 13 44.8%
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Originally posted by DrBeard
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He said what we were all thinking.

Gio, what can be said that hasn't been said already?

Firstly, on behalf of everyone at sosuave, we thank you for your time, and i'm sure that you tried your best.

However; for me personally, I'm glad that you've stepped down. And I'll be gladder when you stop posting alltogether. Don't take it the wrong way, I just find you to be the most arrogant and least funny poster here.

That being said, I haven't seen a whole lot of posting from you lately, I liked it.

But aside from all of this, i'm sure that offline you're a lovely person, and I wish you and penkitten all the best with your extra time.

Truly, I do appreciate the time that you spent moderating the site, And I do realise that there would have been many things (ie; deleteing the spam) that you've done which I do appreciate.

Best of luck.
 

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I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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What can I say? When you meet a master of wit, such as yourself, you hope some of the "wit" will rub off.

Buh-bye.
 
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Originally posted by quest
However; for me personally, I'm glad that you've stepped down. And I'll be gladder when you stop posting alltogether. Don't take it the wrong way, I just find you to be the most arrogant and least funny poster here.
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Refresh my memory... who are you again?
 
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Originally posted by blong1068
I agree.

There are too many goddamn pussies here. It's fine to have plenty of pussies here, but the problem is, the pussies are the ones giving information to other pussies, so nothing actually gets accomplished.
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No more moaning. groaning, and a$$ kissing....PLEASE. Your just adding to the drama in this thread.
 
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Gio, just leave. Take some dignity.....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Refresh my memory... who are you again?
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You've demenstrated the arrogance and lack of wit in a simple 7 words.

If you had have done that intentionally, I'd be impressed. Don't worry about who I am. A little bit of mystery builds attraction ;)
 
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Originally posted by WesCottII
Gio, just leave. Take some dignity.....
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I have plenty of dignity... the only thing is, I don't give a sh*t what you or anybody else thinks. The fact of the matter is that now that I don't have to d*ck around with people and their damn problems around here, I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...

Because in a contest between what I want to do and what you want me to do... there isn't even a contest. I win.
 
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This thread puts me in mind of Vanilla Ice...some guys just refuse to accept that they no longer contribute anything that people want to listen to and don't know when to give up and walk away.
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...
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Ok. I'll be at gym, or doing homework, or socialising or studying.

Have a good time.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
This thread puts me in mind of Vanilla Ice...some guys just refuse to accept that they no longer contribute anything that people want to listen to and don't know when to give up and walk away.
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GOLD.

Vanilla Casanova. You have been "owned".
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I have plenty of dignity... the only thing is, I don't give a sh*t what you or anybody else thinks. The fact of the matter is that now that I don't have to d*ck around with people and their damn problems around here, I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...
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Anyone really disagree with that first sentence?

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova

Because in a contest between what I want to do and what you want me to do... there isn't even a contest. I win.
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Good for you! you won a contest for your own affections. Way to go!
 
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Originally posted by quest
Ok. I'll be at gym, or doing homework, or socialising or studying.

Have a good time.
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I'm only referring to the time which I typically spend on this site, which remains only a small fraction of my day.
 
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Originally posted by WesCottII
Good for you! you won a contest for your own affections. Way to go!
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Thanks!
 
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Originally posted by quest
Vanilla Casanova.
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Hmm... I kinda like it. Vanilla is one of the fundamental flavors, and smooth, just like me.

- Vanilla Casanova
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
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*hits "Alert this Post" 75 times*


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Yeah......good luck with marriage Penkitten.:rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Hmm... I kinda like it. Vanilla is one of the fundamental flavors, and smooth, just like me.

- Vanilla Casanova
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others would call it predictable and boring.

I'm going to bed. Its been fun.

And still, truly. I wish you all the best.
 
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Originally posted by quest
others would call it predictable and boring.
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But then I would know they weren't talking about me.


I'm going to bed. Its been fun.

And still, truly. I wish you all the best.
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Thanks.
 
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Hmmm....This is one of THOSE threads.

I'm not sure how this thread is helping or informing the community of DJ's.

It just looks to me that it is a Melee fight with Former Mod Gio VS. some Admirers.

In any case it's not helpful to anyone, it's distracting, negative for the most part and very un-DJ like in its content.

I know Gio started this post but it has run it's course.

Thread closed
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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