"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm so scared

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Was driving with some friends tonight, and well I didnt notice that my car lights were'nt on... but to top that they were yelling directions at my and the light turned red and well I ran the red. The cops lights came on and I knew I was ****ed. She came over ask for license, proof and insurance and my car registration. She walked back to the car and in a couple minutes came back stating "make sure you keep those lights on or you'll be see'ing us alot".

I know this is kinda pointless but my hearts still beating... just got my full so if I got the ticket for running that red I would have been a dead man when I got home!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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THE_ADDMAN

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was she a hot cop?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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spider_007

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If you never had a ticket or trouble with the law, you will get couple of free passes, im puirty sure they just write it up as a warning. After couple of those, that's when they start cracking down on you.

same thing happened to me, i got let off with 3 times, the forth time i got slaped with a $350 ticket and 4 points (i fought it though, $1200 later i had $60 ticket and no points)

Now that i think about it, your in US, so it might be different.
 
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whistler

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eh, 1200 Canadian... that's like 20 bucks US.

kidding, kidding... especially with the dollar in the sh1tter


You'll only really be screwed if you're driving around with your friends smoking weed.
 
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Joe The Homophobe

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I was having a really good day the other day, everything going well, finished the day in school and headed for my car. Turned on the music real loud, put on the sunglasses and drove away! As I started driving I noticed like a minute later that my seatbelt wasn't on! nowonder some girl that passed by looked at me funny. Sometimes we got so much stuff going on in our heads whether they be the good things happening to us or the bad stuff, that we lose focus when driving. That could have cost me a lot of dough if some cop had spotted me.

The first thing I always do after I open the car door is get in and put my seat belt on before I even turn on the car so I don't forget. That day I had so many thoughts in my head I lost my concentration. The moment we get in our cars is the moment we have to let some of our thoughts and emotions go and concentrate on driving safely. I learned my lesson.
 
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Joe The Homophobe said:
As I started driving I noticed like a minute later that my seatbelt wasn't on!
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:eek: Driving without a seatbelt ?!! are you nuts ?! :rolleyes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You get pretty hefty fines, and might loose your license if there are several people in the car without a seatbelt around here.
 
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WORKEROUTER

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Luke_0209 said:
Was driving with some friends tonight, and well I didnt notice that my car lights were'nt on... but to top that they were yelling directions at my and the light turned red and well I ran the red. The cops lights came on and I knew I was ****ed. She came over ask for license, proof and insurance and my car registration. She walked back to the car and in a couple minutes came back stating "make sure you keep those lights on or you'll be see'ing us alot".

I know this is kinda pointless but my hearts still beating... just got my full so if I got the ticket for running that red I would have been a dead man when I got home!
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...man up?
 
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