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Where the hell is Latino Man when I need him the most?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I'm ready to get laid again. Let's see how long it takes.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup: , how dare you retract a statement!My Name is Nobody said:
Chick is being cautious. In a small town all women are careful. And since she is Brazilian and she wasn't born in your smallville, you might as well let the friend come along.
Maybe the friend is insisting because she may want to you just as much as you want her friend.
3some anyone?
You chances of success doesn't deteriorate just because there's a third leg. It wouldn't bother me, cause that to me it's 2 times a opportunity in one shot. 2 times the challenge and twice as much fun.
Don't doubt your game strength MNN, don't let your doubts determine your success. Get in there and take these beatches home.
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ZenGodMod said:
To tell you the truth, I felt a vibe from the friend tonight. the friend could BARELY speak English at all. But I could see it, she wanted me more than the one I met originally.
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then do them both ;-)
how old are they?
how old are they?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Here's the best part of it all. they are ****21thedeparted said:
Hell yeah!
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thedeparted said:
Stay tuned, tomorrow will be important. Can I isolate her? I think I can, and I will!
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It looks like my NON chumpness last night is paying off! She is asking for my address so she can pick me up tonight! Now I hope she comes alone. I told her last night I don't want any friends along, let's see if she listens.. LOL!
Any last minute tips?
Any last minute tips?
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Sounds good so far. I'm a little unsure why didn't you plan to pick her up instead? I like to be the one in the driver seat and in control if you know what I mean. It's a small advantage but usually an advantage nonetheless.Although it can work both ways because now she has to drive you back to your place. Maybe once she get's there suggest taking her out in your car?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Tips?
How about that visible erection tip posted about earlier? That could work. So where is she taking you? I wonder if she'll kiss you goodnight when she drops you off.
Also, another tip...be really rude to her and call her bytch and tramp and stuff. Women dig it. She'll be all over you like white on rice.
Good luck!
How about that visible erection tip posted about earlier? That could work. So where is she taking you? I wonder if she'll kiss you goodnight when she drops you off.
Also, another tip...be really rude to her and call her bytch and tramp and stuff. Women dig it. She'll be all over you like white on rice.
Good luck!
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Get out of here woman!HOMBRE said:
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Chillax. Have fun. Be the Man - cool, confident, collected.My Name is Nobody said:
Whatever you end up doing make it exciting. Make her laugh. Tease her. Create some heat here and there and hold back.
Go back to whoever's place, suggest a movie and a drink. Sit on the couch, put your arm around her and start a token conversion about where you just went. Ignore the movie. Make her laugh, then make a move.
Wear a condom.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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make sure you lay it in her good.
no pansy stuff...if you hammer her good..she will think your a god.
no pansy stuff...if you hammer her good..she will think your a god.
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HOMBRE said:
You are a TROLL pretending to be a man. Get the f/uck out of here.
Yeah sure. Point me to this advice because it's not what we say on here. Besides, a person could spend all day pointing out the advice on LS that is horrible. I don't want to divert MNIN's thread any further. If you want to post in it, instead of being negative, at least offer advice that is intended to be helpful in his goal as bad as I suspect your advice would be.HOMBRE said:
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Well I got bad news, she just told me she is bringing 2 friends. So I'm about to tell her to forget it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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