SeymourCake
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I just wanna **** these girls from college and leave 'em. How can I achieve this?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm not the type for lookin' for relationships...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SeymourCake
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How is it vague? I mean what I said. I wanna bone this girl, but how do I do it without being in a relationship with her? I've read those DJ Bible articles by the way.
SeymourCake
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But how though?
I was talking to some chick on FB and I was like "where are you? Come **** with me." She said, "excuse me?" And then took me off as a friend.
I was talking to some chick on FB and I was like "where are you? Come **** with me." She said, "excuse me?" And then took me off as a friend.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
2crudedudes
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....SeymourCake said:
SeymourCake
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I'm tired of being friendly and nice to these smuts. It's either we're ****ing or not.
SandHawk
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How? By starting to show them a little respect. A lot of girls are up for slagging around, have a f*ckbuddy without any strings attached for some casual action. But that requires that you treat them with proper respect.SeymourCake said:
The reason a lot of the DJs on the board get so many girls is because we have a certain charm. We're charming, elegant, interesting and funny. By using our charm we get under their skin and in their pants.
You should go around campus and ask random girls if they wanna f*ck. Chances are, 1/7 that you get a swift kick in the d*ck, and if you're decent looking, a 1/40 ~ 1/50 lay, mainly by desperate fat/ugly girls.
Even when I have FBs, I don't go around and invite them to f*ck, I just invite them over for a movie, some cuddling or hell, a private pyjama party. They know what will happen, but again, I show them respect. Stomping around and demanding a f*ck is disrespectful, desperate and to be honest, pathetic as hell.
Exactly your problem. You lack the respect any human being deserves. And in this cases, no f*cking will happen! It's your loss, not theirs. All they have is a story to their friends about some creepy tw*t who asked them for a f*ck.SeymourCake said:
Its like this cake because im with you on this after you get the females number call her dont text and invite her over to your crib for a movie etc find any reason to get her over because nowadays theres no need to date because it can be a waste of money and time get her over kino and escalate over and over make the ho say no and if she does back off for a min then kino kino kino then escalate if that doesnt work then repeat
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
SeymourCake
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Sociopath? You think so? :-/
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Wow guys what's with all the bashing ... The guy wants to have some fun and you're treating him like he's the lowest of low-lifes.
The guys are right tho, you need to show more respect. A girl doesn't wanna be seen as a slut.
Dude you have to be direct with them, but being blatently direct on facebook will rarely succeed. Face-to-face, without actually telling them to ****, has more chances.
There was a thread from drjekyll about the apocalypse opener. Look it up.
EDIT : http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137824
The guys are right tho, you need to show more respect. A girl doesn't wanna be seen as a slut.
Dude you have to be direct with them, but being blatently direct on facebook will rarely succeed. Face-to-face, without actually telling them to ****, has more chances.
There was a thread from drjekyll about the apocalypse opener. Look it up.
EDIT : http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137824