SeymourCake
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I just wanna **** these girls from college and leave 'em. How can I achieve this?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I'm not the type for lookin' for relationships...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SeymourCake
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How is it vague? I mean what I said. I wanna bone this girl, but how do I do it without being in a relationship with her? I've read those DJ Bible articles by the way.
SeymourCake
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But how though?
I was talking to some chick on FB and I was like "where are you? Come **** with me." She said, "excuse me?" And then took me off as a friend.
I was talking to some chick on FB and I was like "where are you? Come **** with me." She said, "excuse me?" And then took me off as a friend.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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....SeymourCake said:
SeymourCake
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I'm tired of being friendly and nice to these smuts. It's either we're ****ing or not.
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How? By starting to show them a little respect. A lot of girls are up for slagging around, have a f*ckbuddy without any strings attached for some casual action. But that requires that you treat them with proper respect.SeymourCake said:
The reason a lot of the DJs on the board get so many girls is because we have a certain charm. We're charming, elegant, interesting and funny. By using our charm we get under their skin and in their pants.
You should go around campus and ask random girls if they wanna f*ck. Chances are, 1/7 that you get a swift kick in the d*ck, and if you're decent looking, a 1/40 ~ 1/50 lay, mainly by desperate fat/ugly girls.
Even when I have FBs, I don't go around and invite them to f*ck, I just invite them over for a movie, some cuddling or hell, a private pyjama party. They know what will happen, but again, I show them respect. Stomping around and demanding a f*ck is disrespectful, desperate and to be honest, pathetic as hell.
Exactly your problem. You lack the respect any human being deserves. And in this cases, no f*cking will happen! It's your loss, not theirs. All they have is a story to their friends about some creepy tw*t who asked them for a f*ck.SeymourCake said:
Its like this cake because im with you on this after you get the females number call her dont text and invite her over to your crib for a movie etc find any reason to get her over because nowadays theres no need to date because it can be a waste of money and time get her over kino and escalate over and over make the ho say no and if she does back off for a min then kino kino kino then escalate if that doesnt work then repeat
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SeymourCake
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Sociopath? You think so? :-/
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Wow guys what's with all the bashing ... The guy wants to have some fun and you're treating him like he's the lowest of low-lifes.
The guys are right tho, you need to show more respect. A girl doesn't wanna be seen as a slut.
Dude you have to be direct with them, but being blatently direct on facebook will rarely succeed. Face-to-face, without actually telling them to ****, has more chances.
There was a thread from drjekyll about the apocalypse opener. Look it up.
EDIT : http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137824
The guys are right tho, you need to show more respect. A girl doesn't wanna be seen as a slut.
Dude you have to be direct with them, but being blatently direct on facebook will rarely succeed. Face-to-face, without actually telling them to ****, has more chances.
There was a thread from drjekyll about the apocalypse opener. Look it up.
EDIT : http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137824