I'm Getting Old

[We_ArE_VeNOM]

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Listen, I know age is relative, but damn.

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I'll be 40 this year, and although it's been an uphill battle in my pursuit of women in their early 20's, a recent experience was the straw that broke the camels back.

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Long story short, I had cold approached a young, African woman the other day.

What I liked about her (besides her beautiful face and big ass titties), was the fact that she asked me qualifying questions (age, marital status, children, etc).

When I told her I'll be 40 this year, she told me that she is 19, and that I am older than her father!!

Shiit was wild.

Ain't gon lie, there is something unsettling about me, at my age, telling a man that's younger than me..

"Im tryna get in your daughter's pucci".

Not that it would stop me.

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Have you tried sucking a penis?

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Who gives a fvck?

Do it or don't

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

How do i know you're tatted up and a biden supporter

 

[Westminster]

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Listen, I know age is relative, but damn.

​

I'll be 40 this year, and although it's been an uphill battle in my pursuit of women in their early 20's, a recent experience was the straw that broke the camels back.

​

Long story short, I had cold approached a young, African woman the other day.

What I liked about her (besides her beautiful face and big ass titties), was the fact that she asked me qualifying questions (age, marital status, children, etc).

When I told her I'll be 40 this year, she told me that she is 19, and that I am older than her father!!

Shiit was wild.

Ain't gon lie, there is something unsettling about me, at my age, telling a man that's younger than me..

"Im tryna get in your daughter's pucci".

Not that it would stop me.

Don't worry about it, brother. Lean into it, this is the way the world will increasingly look and feel going forward.

Trust me, I know

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Everything you do matters on your confidence.

Think i'm joking

 

[BackInTheGame78]

We are all dying one day at a time.

 

[Plinco]

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Listen, I know age is relative, but damn.

​

I'll be 40 this year, and although it's been an uphill battle in my pursuit of women in their early 20's, a recent experience was the straw that broke the camels back.

​

Long story short, I had cold approached a young, African woman the other day.

What I liked about her (besides her beautiful face and big ass titties), was the fact that she asked me qualifying questions (age, marital status, children, etc).

When I told her I'll be 40 this year, she told me that she is 19, and that I am older than her father!!

Shiit was wild.

Ain't gon lie, there is something unsettling about me, at my age, telling a man that's younger than me..

"Im tryna get in your daughter's pucci".

Not that it would stop me.

You are as good as what you do. Disregard the labels.

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

We are all dying one day at a time.

Everyone is dying every day

We're all constantly dying

I'm dying right now, and might actually beat you to death, nigga

Get some

 

[Gamisch]

Put

Everyone is dying every day

We're all constantly dying

I'm dying right now, and might actually beat you to death, nigga

Get some

Put that bottle down and sober up before you go all out bro..and before you pick a fight with the man in the mirror.

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Put

Put that bottle down and sober up before you go all out bro..and before you pick a fight with the man in the mirror.

The man in the mirror is who i want, gamisch!

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

You aren't ready for me, boy

 

[pipeman84]

Hey OP, I thought you were into +55yrs olds with big breasts, what you doin' hitting on a 19yrs old?
Secondly, why should you feel old because some poor shmuck decided to become a dad when he was 20yrs old?

 

[SW15]

I'll be 40 this year, and although it's been an uphill battle in my pursuit of women in their early 20's

As a man who is near your age and interested in 20 something women, I can relate to this.

Not that it would stop me.

It doesn't stop me either. Keep it going!

 

[Gamisch]

If you play your cards right you got at least 20 years prime-venom left.

No worry no worry

 

[We_ArE_VeNOM]

Hey OP, I thought you were into +55yrs olds with big breasts, what you doin' hitting on a 19yrs old?

Bro, its called "variety".

Just because I like potato chips, doesn't mean I can't also like pretzels, or pork rinds.

Secondly, why should you feel old because some poor shmuck decided to become a dad when he was 20yrs old?

Because, when you are finally at an age where shiit like that can happen, it just puts things in perceptive.

And it ain't just that instance..at work, these young ass kids who are in their late teens/early 20's....cool kids, but I am old enough to be some of their father.

I talk to them, and I think to myself, "This could be my adult-ass son".

This is not stuff you think about when you are in your 20's, but once you hit those 40's, it is inevitable.

 

[We_ArE_VeNOM]

As a man who is near your age and interested in 20 something women, I can relate to this.

Bruh, not too long ago, I attempted a bank robbery (cold approach) at Walmart.

I saw a young gal and went with my usual "Are you single" line, and she didn't even answer the question.

The first thing she asked was "How old are you", and when I told her..

It was end of discussion .

It doesn't stop me either. Keep it going!

The show must go on.

 

[SW15]

Bruh, not too long ago, I attempted a bank robbery (cold approach) at Walmart.

Bruh, I like your bank robbery, more direct style of approach. I think direct game has a very important place in game. My style is more indirect as I open with some observation, chat somewhat, then transition into asking her on a drinks date.

Grocery stores are my favorite venue. I rarely approach in Walmart. Kroger-branded stores are the stores where I've arranged the most dates.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

She should be asking if she could feel your muscles and not 20 (qualifying) questions, Venom. You're screening her.

 

[We_ArE_VeNOM]

She should be asking if she could feel your muscles and not 20 (qualifying) questions, Venom. You're screening her.

She also didn't like the fact, in addition to me being older than her father...

1. I'm married.

2. My son is close (enough) to her age.

I don't mind the questions, because these women have a right to not allow dudes to waste their time, either.