"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm doing the "Ultimate peacock" for halloween

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I was thinking halloween gives these aw's excuses to act even more scandlous and trilfing, and good girls who are aw's on the low, an excuse to buy into this. So I was thinking, what can I do to stand out.....




and I found the ultimate costume

http://perles.effisk.net/blog/images/misc/britney-spears.jpg

^^they'll be approaching me left and right.....

Its gonna be great

:crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was Santa Clause last year, had so many girls coming up asking to sit on my lap and have big C*** for christmas. I was thinking about doing that again, or maybe elmo, or the easter bunny
 
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Just wear a tie. Only a tie.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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read the halloween hookup article
 
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Haha, I'm going to a halloween party on Saturday. An old friend of mine just bought his parents house, so this is his first party. He said costumes are mandatory, and I'm not much of a costume person, so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
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Chicks probably wont think that is very funny if thats what your going for
 
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THAT.. is HILARIOUS!!!

Man, I went as Osama Bin Laden.. a few years back.. and my buddy was a TALIBAN insurgent!

That got RAVE reviews... then that 2% of "all knowing" people who wanted to beat me up. lol
 
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MacAvoy said:
How do you intend to pull this off?
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Easy

1. Wig
2. Dress
3. Makeup

Very simple actually, and get this, chicks will approach me, and on top of that I got my secert weapon stashed (you have to read my Halloween fr to find out what my "secert weapon" is :rockon: )
 
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