"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm doing the "Ultimate peacock" for halloween

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I was thinking halloween gives these aw's excuses to act even more scandlous and trilfing, and good girls who are aw's on the low, an excuse to buy into this. So I was thinking, what can I do to stand out.....




and I found the ultimate costume

http://perles.effisk.net/blog/images/misc/britney-spears.jpg

^^they'll be approaching me left and right.....

Its gonna be great

:crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I was Santa Clause last year, had so many girls coming up asking to sit on my lap and have big C*** for christmas. I was thinking about doing that again, or maybe elmo, or the easter bunny
 
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Just wear a tie. Only a tie.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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read the halloween hookup article
 
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Haha, I'm going to a halloween party on Saturday. An old friend of mine just bought his parents house, so this is his first party. He said costumes are mandatory, and I'm not much of a costume person, so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
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Chicks probably wont think that is very funny if thats what your going for
 
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THAT.. is HILARIOUS!!!

Man, I went as Osama Bin Laden.. a few years back.. and my buddy was a TALIBAN insurgent!

That got RAVE reviews... then that 2% of "all knowing" people who wanted to beat me up. lol
 
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MacAvoy said:
How do you intend to pull this off?
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Easy

1. Wig
2. Dress
3. Makeup

Very simple actually, and get this, chicks will approach me, and on top of that I got my secert weapon stashed (you have to read my Halloween fr to find out what my "secert weapon" is :rockon: )
 
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