"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm doing the "Ultimate peacock" for halloween

Solomon

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I was thinking halloween gives these aw's excuses to act even more scandlous and trilfing, and good girls who are aw's on the low, an excuse to buy into this. So I was thinking, what can I do to stand out.....




and I found the ultimate costume

http://perles.effisk.net/blog/images/misc/britney-spears.jpg

^^they'll be approaching me left and right.....

Its gonna be great

:crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I was Santa Clause last year, had so many girls coming up asking to sit on my lap and have big C*** for christmas. I was thinking about doing that again, or maybe elmo, or the easter bunny
 

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Just wear a tie. Only a tie.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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read the halloween hookup article
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Haha, I'm going to a halloween party on Saturday. An old friend of mine just bought his parents house, so this is his first party. He said costumes are mandatory, and I'm not much of a costume person, so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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jmeh13

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guywhoneedshelp said:
so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
Chicks probably wont think that is very funny if thats what your going for
 

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THAT.. is HILARIOUS!!!

Man, I went as Osama Bin Laden.. a few years back.. and my buddy was a TALIBAN insurgent!

That got RAVE reviews... then that 2% of "all knowing" people who wanted to beat me up. lol
 

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MacAvoy said:
How do you intend to pull this off?

Easy

1. Wig
2. Dress
3. Makeup

Very simple actually, and get this, chicks will approach me, and on top of that I got my secert weapon stashed (you have to read my Halloween fr to find out what my "secert weapon" is :rockon: )
 
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