"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm doing the "Ultimate peacock" for halloween

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I was thinking halloween gives these aw's excuses to act even more scandlous and trilfing, and good girls who are aw's on the low, an excuse to buy into this. So I was thinking, what can I do to stand out.....




and I found the ultimate costume

http://perles.effisk.net/blog/images/misc/britney-spears.jpg

^^they'll be approaching me left and right.....

Its gonna be great

:crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was Santa Clause last year, had so many girls coming up asking to sit on my lap and have big C*** for christmas. I was thinking about doing that again, or maybe elmo, or the easter bunny
 
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Just wear a tie. Only a tie.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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read the halloween hookup article
 
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Haha, I'm going to a halloween party on Saturday. An old friend of mine just bought his parents house, so this is his first party. He said costumes are mandatory, and I'm not much of a costume person, so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
so I might just wear a suit and tie and say I'm a hedgefund manager haha
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Chicks probably wont think that is very funny if thats what your going for
 
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THAT.. is HILARIOUS!!!

Man, I went as Osama Bin Laden.. a few years back.. and my buddy was a TALIBAN insurgent!

That got RAVE reviews... then that 2% of "all knowing" people who wanted to beat me up. lol
 
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MacAvoy said:
How do you intend to pull this off?
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Easy

1. Wig
2. Dress
3. Makeup

Very simple actually, and get this, chicks will approach me, and on top of that I got my secert weapon stashed (you have to read my Halloween fr to find out what my "secert weapon" is :rockon: )
 
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