I've tried to have sex 5 times. Here is the prob. I cant get it in. Now before you all start to judge and say dumb stuff here is where my prob is. Im a normal size guy, just a little wider, and when Im on top and try to stick it in I cant find the hole and when shes on top the same prob. Im young 19, and my current gf is the same. and when we try to have sex I dont want to tell her I cant figure out how to get it in. anytips?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I'm a virgin
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ace of Flames
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Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Thatfeel21
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have her be on top and let her put it in for you
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Here's a tip. Stop using crack before posting on websites like this.
Ace of Flames
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Well, normally I don't burn people like that, but... come on dude, how hard can it be? I mean really. You can put a pen back into the pen cap, can't you? Its the same thing, except with your pelvis instead of your hands.Youngbuck said:
Maybe you should practice thrusting or something. Bang your pillow, lol.
It wasn't dumb brah, well it was dumb. Eat her ***** or something n get her real wet, if thats your thing. If she clean, smash her raw. She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me. Be on top of her, have her legs wide open, tell her to grab yo **** n put it in. Presto.Youngbuck said:
MooseGod
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Chode? :crackup:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
godofanxiety
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I hope you weren't serious when you said that, because it's retarded.
The Sperminator
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The problem is you aren't gettingh her wet and that is why its hard to get it in. Foreplay my friend.