I've tried to have sex 5 times. Here is the prob. I cant get it in. Now before you all start to judge and say dumb stuff here is where my prob is. Im a normal size guy, just a little wider, and when Im on top and try to stick it in I cant find the hole and when shes on top the same prob. Im young 19, and my current gf is the same. and when we try to have sex I dont want to tell her I cant figure out how to get it in. anytips?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I'm a virgin
- Thread starter Youngbuck
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ace of Flames
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Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Thatfeel21
Senior Don Juan
have her be on top and let her put it in for you
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Here's a tip. Stop using crack before posting on websites like this.
Ace of Flames
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Well, normally I don't burn people like that, but... come on dude, how hard can it be? I mean really. You can put a pen back into the pen cap, can't you? Its the same thing, except with your pelvis instead of your hands.Youngbuck said:
Maybe you should practice thrusting or something. Bang your pillow, lol.
It wasn't dumb brah, well it was dumb. Eat her ***** or something n get her real wet, if thats your thing. If she clean, smash her raw. She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me. Be on top of her, have her legs wide open, tell her to grab yo **** n put it in. Presto.Youngbuck said:
MooseGod
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Chode? :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
godofanxiety
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I hope you weren't serious when you said that, because it's retarded.
The Sperminator
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The problem is you aren't gettingh her wet and that is why its hard to get it in. Foreplay my friend.