I've tried to have sex 5 times. Here is the prob. I cant get it in. Now before you all start to judge and say dumb stuff here is where my prob is. Im a normal size guy, just a little wider, and when Im on top and try to stick it in I cant find the hole and when shes on top the same prob. Im young 19, and my current gf is the same. and when we try to have sex I dont want to tell her I cant figure out how to get it in. anytips?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I'm a virgin
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Ace of Flames
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Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Thatfeel21
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have her be on top and let her put it in for you
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Here's a tip. Stop using crack before posting on websites like this.
Ace of Flames
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Well, normally I don't burn people like that, but... come on dude, how hard can it be? I mean really. You can put a pen back into the pen cap, can't you? Its the same thing, except with your pelvis instead of your hands.Youngbuck said:
Maybe you should practice thrusting or something. Bang your pillow, lol.
It wasn't dumb brah, well it was dumb. Eat her ***** or something n get her real wet, if thats your thing. If she clean, smash her raw. She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me. Be on top of her, have her legs wide open, tell her to grab yo **** n put it in. Presto.Youngbuck said:
MooseGod
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Chode? :crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
godofanxiety
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I hope you weren't serious when you said that, because it's retarded.
The Sperminator
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The problem is you aren't gettingh her wet and that is why its hard to get it in. Foreplay my friend.