I've tried to have sex 5 times. Here is the prob. I cant get it in. Now before you all start to judge and say dumb stuff here is where my prob is. Im a normal size guy, just a little wider, and when Im on top and try to stick it in I cant find the hole and when shes on top the same prob. Im young 19, and my current gf is the same. and when we try to have sex I dont want to tell her I cant figure out how to get it in. anytips?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ace of Flames
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Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Seriously?
Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.
This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...
Thatfeel21
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have her be on top and let her put it in for you
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Here's a tip. Stop using crack before posting on websites like this.
Ace of Flames
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Well, normally I don't burn people like that, but... come on dude, how hard can it be? I mean really. You can put a pen back into the pen cap, can't you? Its the same thing, except with your pelvis instead of your hands.Youngbuck said:
Maybe you should practice thrusting or something. Bang your pillow, lol.
It wasn't dumb brah, well it was dumb. Eat her ***** or something n get her real wet, if thats your thing. If she clean, smash her raw. She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me. Be on top of her, have her legs wide open, tell her to grab yo **** n put it in. Presto.Youngbuck said:
MooseGod
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Chode? :crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
godofanxiety
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I hope you weren't serious when you said that, because it's retarded.
The Sperminator
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The problem is you aren't gettingh her wet and that is why its hard to get it in. Foreplay my friend.