Shiz Nizzle
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These are the best mofo freaking threads.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I'm a girl
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dancin-diva00
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So you think I'm that porn star chick. I'm sure hubby will get a kick out of that. Maybe he and I should make another flick.
What reason could I possibly have for being here....Get to meet different types of people. Learn a few things about what makes men tick. (yes you are mysterious at times) and just have fun. I noticed a couple of other girly type screen names so I thought I'd just give it a go.
Btw.....hubby got me because he was charming but somewhat distant. He always made sure that I knew he was into me, but that he wouldn't put up with any ****, and that he knew exactly where the door was. I've been married six years and he still makes me wonder what he's thinking sometimes.
What reason could I possibly have for being here....Get to meet different types of people. Learn a few things about what makes men tick. (yes you are mysterious at times) and just have fun. I noticed a couple of other girly type screen names so I thought I'd just give it a go.
Btw.....hubby got me because he was charming but somewhat distant. He always made sure that I knew he was into me, but that he wouldn't put up with any ****, and that he knew exactly where the door was. I've been married six years and he still makes me wonder what he's thinking sometimes.
Shiz Nizzle
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Would you mind submitting naked photographs of yourself for verification purposes ?
dancin-diva00
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I think hubby would mind. But I appreciate the sentiment that you want to see. 
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
it's only a matter of time b4 this great website is completely feminized......
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Royal-tiger
Don Juan
Just wondering why would you ask that since you already have joined the forum (by registering)? You are not retarded, are you??
Mr. Unique
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Well we have to keep a close eye, cause the last female was really a black guy impersonating a white girl.
Diva are you married to a black guy?
Diva are you married to a black guy?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
ha ha, for some reason you just sound like a 5 year old. (no that wasn't ment as an insult at all, it's just the way you came accross).
we don't mind women here, as long as they can back up their ideas (comments) with some good discussion from which we can all benefit. If you think something is not going to work please let us know why (in detail) instead of just disagreeing. Also keep an open mind. Who knows, maybe you'll realize something about your self, that you never did.
Also, 90% of people on this forum couldn't get laid in a manner of a week, if their life depended on it (but they are good at talking sh1t)....... just something to keep in mind.
we don't mind women here, as long as they can back up their ideas (comments) with some good discussion from which we can all benefit. If you think something is not going to work please let us know why (in detail) instead of just disagreeing. Also keep an open mind. Who knows, maybe you'll realize something about your self, that you never did.
Also, 90% of people on this forum couldn't get laid in a manner of a week, if their life depended on it (but they are good at talking sh1t)....... just something to keep in mind.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Shiz Nizzle
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I want to see your pooty poo. Pretty Please.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
be carefull what you ask for.
dancin-diva00
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Nope I'm not married to a black guy.
That's great that I sound like a five year old. Is it the politeness?
I asked if it was okay, because I don't want to intrude or post if I am unwelcome. I would completely understand.
I will only give input if I am being honest and have some sort of idea that I am not unique in my opinion. I know that women are complex and that what I may believe to be true will not work for all women.
That's great that I sound like a five year old. Is it the politeness?
I asked if it was okay, because I don't want to intrude or post if I am unwelcome. I would completely understand.
I will only give input if I am being honest and have some sort of idea that I am not unique in my opinion. I know that women are complex and that what I may believe to be true will not work for all women.
Mr. Unique
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BE QUIET WOMEN! You are now property of Sosuave.com and to be ordered to do whatever the Don juans tell you to do. you will refer to them as master. You will also have to post pics of your self daily to keep the perverts browsing this site stable, dont be surprised if your pm box is full of perverted messages, these guys are being easy on you right now cause your new, those are the rules just ask penkitten and wildfyre. Welcome To board!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.