Shiz Nizzle
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These are the best mofo freaking threads.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I'm a girl
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
dancin-diva00
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So you think I'm that porn star chick. I'm sure hubby will get a kick out of that. Maybe he and I should make another flick.
What reason could I possibly have for being here....Get to meet different types of people. Learn a few things about what makes men tick. (yes you are mysterious at times) and just have fun. I noticed a couple of other girly type screen names so I thought I'd just give it a go.
Btw.....hubby got me because he was charming but somewhat distant. He always made sure that I knew he was into me, but that he wouldn't put up with any ****, and that he knew exactly where the door was. I've been married six years and he still makes me wonder what he's thinking sometimes.
What reason could I possibly have for being here....Get to meet different types of people. Learn a few things about what makes men tick. (yes you are mysterious at times) and just have fun. I noticed a couple of other girly type screen names so I thought I'd just give it a go.
Btw.....hubby got me because he was charming but somewhat distant. He always made sure that I knew he was into me, but that he wouldn't put up with any ****, and that he knew exactly where the door was. I've been married six years and he still makes me wonder what he's thinking sometimes.
Shiz Nizzle
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Would you mind submitting naked photographs of yourself for verification purposes ?
dancin-diva00
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I think hubby would mind. But I appreciate the sentiment that you want to see. 
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
it's only a matter of time b4 this great website is completely feminized......
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Royal-tiger
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Just wondering why would you ask that since you already have joined the forum (by registering)? You are not retarded, are you??
Mr. Unique
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Well we have to keep a close eye, cause the last female was really a black guy impersonating a white girl.
Diva are you married to a black guy?
Diva are you married to a black guy?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
ha ha, for some reason you just sound like a 5 year old. (no that wasn't ment as an insult at all, it's just the way you came accross).
we don't mind women here, as long as they can back up their ideas (comments) with some good discussion from which we can all benefit. If you think something is not going to work please let us know why (in detail) instead of just disagreeing. Also keep an open mind. Who knows, maybe you'll realize something about your self, that you never did.
Also, 90% of people on this forum couldn't get laid in a manner of a week, if their life depended on it (but they are good at talking sh1t)....... just something to keep in mind.
we don't mind women here, as long as they can back up their ideas (comments) with some good discussion from which we can all benefit. If you think something is not going to work please let us know why (in detail) instead of just disagreeing. Also keep an open mind. Who knows, maybe you'll realize something about your self, that you never did.
Also, 90% of people on this forum couldn't get laid in a manner of a week, if their life depended on it (but they are good at talking sh1t)....... just something to keep in mind.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Shiz Nizzle
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I want to see your pooty poo. Pretty Please.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
be carefull what you ask for.
dancin-diva00
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Nope I'm not married to a black guy.
That's great that I sound like a five year old. Is it the politeness?
I asked if it was okay, because I don't want to intrude or post if I am unwelcome. I would completely understand.
I will only give input if I am being honest and have some sort of idea that I am not unique in my opinion. I know that women are complex and that what I may believe to be true will not work for all women.
That's great that I sound like a five year old. Is it the politeness?
I asked if it was okay, because I don't want to intrude or post if I am unwelcome. I would completely understand.
I will only give input if I am being honest and have some sort of idea that I am not unique in my opinion. I know that women are complex and that what I may believe to be true will not work for all women.
Mr. Unique
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BE QUIET WOMEN! You are now property of Sosuave.com and to be ordered to do whatever the Don juans tell you to do. you will refer to them as master. You will also have to post pics of your self daily to keep the perverts browsing this site stable, dont be surprised if your pm box is full of perverted messages, these guys are being easy on you right now cause your new, those are the rules just ask penkitten and wildfyre. Welcome To board!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.