"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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im 25....shes 16

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Yup. Women were created to be fertile and ready to have babies at a young age, society is what has made these "rules" that below 17-18 is illegal.

If we are talking mental maturity though, they ain't ready for shyt.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And in Saudi Arabia women aren't allowed to drive. I don't care what your country's laws are.




My point wasn't that pubescent 16 year olds aren't thinking of sex. It is that being 16, one doesn't have the mental capacity to responsibly make decisions regarding it. OP is 25. He would be taking mental advantage of someone who doesn't know any better.

Honestly I couldn't even get up for a 16 year old. After you fùck what are you gonna talk to her about? What her parents made for dinner last night? How 6th period is her favorite. You and OP are desperate.
mental capacity to not choose right? stop being dumb, 2 years make no diference,, I would call it off if the age of consent is lower then 18 just to prevent problems, but serious not because of this dumb argument, dumb people will be dumb don't matter the age
 

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Long story short, a 16 year old girl just hasn't been off my case. Keeps texting etc etc she doesn't look 16 at all. Really cute/pretty.

Ended up making out.

I'm not interested for a relationship at all. I mean I would bang and probably will but damn she's frikking young. I've already scheduled a hotel meet up lol.

I'm in a total wtf mode atm.
If 16 is legal where you're from, why care?

15 is legal in my current state. I would not hesitate to smash
 

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And in Saudi Arabia women aren't allowed to drive. I don't care what your country's laws are.




My point wasn't that pubescent 16 year olds aren't thinking of sex. It is that being 16, one doesn't have the mental capacity to responsibly make decisions regarding it. OP is 25. He would be taking mental advantage of someone who doesn't know any better.

Honestly I couldn't even get up for a 16 year old. After you fùck what are you gonna talk to her about? What her parents made for dinner last night? How 6th period is her favorite. You and OP are desperate.
BOLD: how the hell do you know that? Where do you draw the line?17,18? Is that when a woman makes the 'right' decision? If this was a dude at 16 banging a 25 year old lady would you voice the same opinion?

This girl is pursuing ME. Not the other way round. I aint 'preying' on her. Shes literally begging me to phuck her.
 

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After you fùck what are you gonna talk to her about? What her parents made for dinner last night? How 6th period is her favorite. You and OP are desperate.
Lol this is what I'm asking myself too. Wtf would you even talk to a high school girl about, especially a freaking 16-year-old?

I'd probably be annoyed as fùck with her after about 5 seconds anyway.

OP just tell her to call you when she's 18 and out of high school. Are you really that desperate for pvssy that you'd jeopardize yourself like this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lol this is what I'm asking myself too. Wtf would you even talk to a high school girl about, especially a freaking 16-year-old?

I'd probably be annoyed as fùck with her after about 5 seconds anyway.

OP just tell her to call you when she's 18 and out of high school. Are you really that desperate for pvssy that you'd jeopardize yourself like this?
you cant call me desperate. Im not the one pursuing. She wants it.Shes cute af. Ive already made out.

Plus i dont intend converse with her. I hardly respond to her texts.

And before you say ill ruin her life.She fully knows its no strings attached. I can tell the way she speaks.
 

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you cant call me desperate. Im not the one pursuing. She wants it.Shes cute af. Ive already made out.

Plus i dont intend converse with her. I hardly respond to her texts.

And before you say ill ruin her life.She fully knows its no strings attached. I can tell the way she speaks.
I'm calling you desperate because if you had other more attractive options right now, you wouldn't be on here asking whether or not you should hook up with a 16 year old. No offense though.

Where are you from?

And rangermike said it, you don't want to put your fate into the hands of a teenage girl. I don't care what she says, she's GOING to tell someone about it, and those people will tell someone about it, and you never know what could happen after that.

Get a grip dude, just wait until she's 18 in a few years.
 

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Long story short, a 16 year old girl just hasn't been off my case. Keeps texting etc etc she doesn't look 16 at all. Really cute/pretty.

Ended up making out.

I'm not interested for a relationship at all. I mean I would bang and probably will but damn she's frikking young. I've already scheduled a hotel meet up lol.

I'm in a total wtf mode atm.
if there's even the faintest chance that this could come back to bite you (read: if anyone could press charges if so inclined) then don't do it. if there's no possible way she'll find your house/real name/address/job/etc. and no reason to believe anyone will find out and get the police involved you're good to go

snapchat's disappearing messages will be convenient in this case, you want there to be as little evidence as possible so that as long as **** waits at least a month to hit the fan, there will be little to no evidence of anything happening between you two
 

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Long story short, a 16 year old girl just hasn't been off my case. Keeps texting etc etc she doesn't look 16 at all. Really cute/pretty.

Ended up making out.

I'm not interested for a relationship at all. I mean I would bang and probably will but damn she's frikking young. I've already scheduled a hotel meet up lol.

I'm in a total wtf mode atm.


Assuming you're not a troll...watch this guy end up on an episode of "To Catch e a Predator." No poon is worth any period of jail time.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm calling you desperate because if you had other more attractive options right now, you wouldn't be on here asking whether or not you should hook up with a 16 year old. No offense though.

Where are you from?

And rangermike said it, you don't want to put your fate into the hands of a teenage girl. I don't care what she says, she's GOING to tell someone about it, and those people will tell someone about it, and you never know what could happen after that.

Get a grip dude, just wait until she's 18 in a few years.
He's already mentioned age of consent is 16 so she's legal not sure why you keep repeating nonsense related to your laws about being 18. Not everyone is American who posts on this board neither am I btw.

Just smash and move on if it's a one-time thing. She seems to get what's up so I don't see the issue.
 

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Alright mate. Calm yourself. I've already explained my personal position. And, I am inclined to agree with most of what you said. I was merely stating legal facts about the UK, which is a valid point of discussion

So, as your from NY, and care so little about laws in other countries, how would you feel about some American states killing you if you kill someone else, i.e. the death penalty for murder, i.e. the ultimate hypocrisy... ?
Fair enough. I apologize. My Saudi Arabia point was meant to serve that laws don't dictate what is normal. I'm not going to answer your question about the death penalty because it is irrelevant here. But it's a discussion we can have if you want.
 

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16...?

My absolute max limit is 6 months before 18 and she has to be graduated from high school... I generally aim for 18 or older...

But if it's legal in your country, and you're fine with it, then go for it. I personally wouldn't do anything.
 

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I'm not going to answer your question about the death penalty because it is irrelevant here. But it's a discussion we can have if you want.
Well, as you say, it's not pertinent. More a rhetorical point really. But I think we understand each other.
 

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He's obviously been listening to this old song:


Better "leave her alone".

-Augustus-
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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marmel75

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Dude why are you asking us for advice?

Shouldn't you be asking R Kelly for advice??
 

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Dude why are you asking us for advice?

Shouldn't you be asking R Kelly for advice??
Absolute Gold. Am I the only one who caught this post?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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